“Too high a horse. For a simple girl to rise above it.” ~ But Daddy I Love Him
“Lord knows the words we never heard. Just screeching tires and true love.” ~ But Daddy I Love Him
“God save the most judgmental creeps. Who say they want what's best for me. Sanctimoniously performing soliloquies I'll never see.” ~ But Daddy I Love Him
“You ain't gotta pray for me. Me and my wild boy
And all this wild joy. If all you want is gray for me.
Then it's just white noise. And it's just my choice.” But Daddy I Love Him
“… So I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street
Crash the party like a record scratch as I scream. ~ Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
“I was tame, I was gentle 'til the circus life made me mean
"Don't you worry, folks, we took out all her teeth" ~ Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
“Who's afraid of little old me?” ~ Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
“Well, you should be.” ~ Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
“Did you really beam me up?
In a cloud of sparkling dust
Just to do experiments on?” ~ Down Bad
“Tell me I was the chosen one
Show me that this world is bigger than us. Then sent me back where I came from.” ~ Down Bad
“For a moment I knew cosmic love.” ~ Down Bad
“I was supposed to be sent away
But they forgot to come and get me
I was a functioning alcoholic
'Til nobody noticed my new aesthetic.” ~ Fortnight
“All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February.
I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary.
And I love you, it's ruining my life.” ~ Fortnight
“And for a fortnight there, we were together. Run into you sometimes, comment on my sweater.
Now you're at the mailbox, turned into good neighbors.” ~ Fortnight
“And I don't even want you back, I just want to know If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal.” ~ The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“You hung me on your wall. Stabbed me with your push pins. In public, showed me off.
Then sank in stoned oblivion.” ~ The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“Cause once your queen had come.
You treat her like an also-ran.
You didn't measure up
In any measure of a man” ~ The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? Were you writing a book? Were you a sleeper cell spy? In fifty years, will all this be declassified?” ~ The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“I would've died for your sins. Instead, I just died inside
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time.
You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars.
You crashed my party and your rental car.
You said normal girls were boring. But you were gone by the morning. You kicked out the stage lights. But you're still performing.” ~ The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“And in plain sight you hid. But you are what you did
And I'll forget you, but I'll never forgive
The smallest man who ever lived.” ~ The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
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