Gobble Goblins

Get The Look!

‘Pour Some Gravy On Me’ Dog Tee - Navy size Large (Mia Paw-Me-Down) ~ Clubhuey.com

‘Butter Ball’ Dog Tee - Yellow size Large (BB’s closet) ~ Clubhuey.com

‘Gobble Head’ Turkey Hats (BB size M/L and Sofia size S) ~ Barkshop.com

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Déjà vu?

Yes, you have seen these t-shirts before.

Mia So Turdoggen

BB’s Talk Turkey To Me

Clearly, BB’s clothes are a bit big on Sofia. For the turkey hats, I ordered a small one based on their size chart last Spring. (I plan ahead). When it arrived, it was comically too small for BB. So I reached out and they sent me the M/L size and told me to keep the small or donate it. Well, the M/L was too big for BB. I reached out again, and thanked them for their wonderful customer service and that we were the Goldie Locks of the Gobble Heads. But would figure out a way to make it work. Little did I know we would be getting this little butter ball a few months later.

Moanin' Lisa Blues

TV ReLand series

The Simpsons

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The Simpsons, an American animated television show first aired on December 17, 1989. It is the longest-running American primetime sitcom with 756 episodes and 35 seasons and counting thus far.

Moanin’ Lisa Blues was a song Lisa sang in episode 6, season 1, titled Moaning Lisa which aired February 11, 1990. For some reason, that episode and song have stayed with me all these years (er um, 33 years). Maybe being the middle child it just resonated with me then. The Simpsons was a family show we never missed catching. It’s truly remarkable that it is still running and going strong.

Anyway here are the lyrics to Moanin’ Lisa Blues, a YouTube video of the song, and for more info on this specific episode, click here, or for more info on The Simpsons television series in general, click here.

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Moanin’ Lisa Blues

I've got a bratty brother. Who bugs me every day.

And this morning, my own mother, Gave my last cupcake away.

My dad, he acts like he belongs, Like he belongs in the zoo.

I'm the saddest kid Saddest kid in grade number two.

I wish I had a pony, I wish I were 18,

I wish I had a dime For every kid who treats me mean.

They tease me cuz I'm different, Little different from the rest. Oh, yes.

Well, I'm down so low, If I cheered up, I'd still be depressed.

The saxophone's my best friend, I play all over town.

But when I practice in my room, I hear...

Homer: “LISA, KEEP IT DOWN!!!”

Although I'm only eight years old, I've really paid my dues. It's true.

That's why I got a case of, A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!

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I wonder how I got here, I wonder what I'll be.

The saddest little twig On this crazy family tree.

I feel like I'm a loser With nothing left to lose.

That's why I've got a case of,

A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!

Oh, there's just no postponin'

A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!

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Candy Wrappers

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TV ReLand series

I Love Lucy

Job Switching (Season 2, Episode 1) aired on September 15, 1952.

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“After Ricky and Fred get upset about the girls' spending, Lucy and Ethel go to work in a candy factory while the boys do the housework.

At the candy factory, Lucy and Ethel have been demoted to the wrapping department. As the candy enters the room by way of a conveyor belt, their job is to wrap each piece of paper and return it to the belt

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At first, the candy comes through at an easy pace, but the belt speeds up and the pieces double in volume. To keep up, Lucy starts to put some of them next to her, and she gulps down others. Mercifully the belt stops, but the two hear the forewoman coming-they frantically gather up all the loose pieces, dropping them into their cook's caps. Scrutinizing their progress, she says, "Fine, you're doing splendid. Speed it up a little." she shouts.

The speed and quantity of chocolate on the conveyor have become preposterous as Lucy and Ethel each gather up all the pieces and stuff them down their blouses. Holding their aching stomachs as they walk through the front door at home, Lucy finds a note. "Please do not go into the kitchen until we explain. We'll be back in a few minutes." Lucy can't resist going in, and a primal scream comes from the kitchen as she runs back out, describing the mess on the floor, the walls, and the ceiling.

When Ricky and Fred return, they admit that they're lousy housewives and want to call the whole thing off. When the girls agree, Fred and Ricky show their appreciation by presenting each of the girls with... a five-pound box of chocolates.”

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OUTATIME

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Back to the Future

Marty McFly, (Bridget Bones) (Michael J Fox) a typical American teenager of the Eighties, is accidentally sent back to November 5th, 1955 in a plutonium-powered DeLorean "time machine" invented by a slightly mad scientist, Doc (Sofia Barkgara) (Christopher Lloyd). During his often hysterical, always amazing trip back in time, Marty must make certain his teenage parents-to-be meet and fall in love - so he can get back to the future.

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This time-traveling masterpiece first premiered in theatres on July 3rd, 1985. It was released on VHS the following year, on May 22nd, 1986 where folks could watch it and enjoy from the comfort of their sofas and on their own television sets.

Moon Walker

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TV ReLand Series

The Moon Landing

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The historic event captivated the world—and helped people look to the future.

On July 20, 1969, millions of people gathered around their televisions to watch two U.S. astronauts do something no one had ever done before. Wearing bulky space suits and backpacks of oxygen to breathe, Neil Armstrong and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin became the first human beings to walk on the moon.

After the two stepped onto the lunar surface, Armstrong proclaimed these famous words: “That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

Today NASA is working on sending humans to another planet: Mars. Thanks to the Apollo 11 moon landing, NASA is hopeful about its chances. The act of putting three people on the moon—and then safely bringing them back home—proved that successful human exploration in space is possible.

Click here to learn more about the Moon Landing: 

Masquerading Monsters

“In Girl World, Halloween is the one night of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.” ~ Cady

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Gretchen: “What are you?”

Karen (points to her ears): “I'm a mouse, duh.”

• Mean Girls, The Movie

Moonlight Monsters

These batty babes are headed out to the Vampire’s Ball in celebration of this evening’s lunar eclipse.

Mummy's Little Monsters

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Don’t be frightened. We’re just a couple of French BOO-dogs out Trick or Treating.

Modern Monster

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Ka·ren

/kəˈren/

Karen is a pejorative term used as slang typically for a middle-class white woman who is perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal. The term is often portrayed in memes depicting middle-class white women who "use their white and class privilege to demand their own way".

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Don’t be a Modern Monster. Just …

Monarch Monster

Queen of Hearts : “Now, where do you come from?”

Alice : “Well, I'm trying to find my way home...”

Queen of Hearts : “Your way? All ways here are my ways!”

Alice : “Yes, I know, but I was just thinking...”

Queen of Hearts : “Curtsy while you're thinking. It saves time.”

~ Disney’s Alice in Wonderland

Based on the book, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

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Pet Queen of Hearts Costume (Large) ~ HalloweenCostumes.com

Whit Rabbit Card Costume (Adult) ~ Amazon.com

Minor Monsters

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Today is October, Friday the 13th, which can only mean we are wolfing out and shakin’ our tails with this teenage goo goo muck.

UNHappy Birthday Wednesday Addams!

Check out the series Wednesday on Netflix. This photoshoot has been a year in the making after devouring the first season last year.

Marine Monster

“They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”

~ Ursula, Little Mermaid

Mean Monsters

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October 3rd is Mean Girl’s Day, duh!

Pupkin Spice Girls

Main Character Energy: Bridget Bones ‘Cinnamon Spice’ & Sofia Barkgara ‘Vanilla Spice’

It’s fall y’all!

Golden Squirrels

Main Character Energy: (left to right) Rose, Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia

Golden Girls television sitcom aired from September 14, 1985, to May 09, 1992 (180 episodes)

“Thank you for being a friend.”

HIPAA To Be Square

Main Character Energy: Mildred Ratched aka Nurse Ratched

“The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.”

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest released November 19, 1975.

Based on the novel of the same name by Author Ken Kesey. Recently she has been reprised as the main character in a Netflix series titled Ratched. Played by the talented Sarah Paulson. The series is a prequel to the story of Nurse Ratched’s character from the book and film, who was played by Louise Fletcher and starred a slew of other well-known actors.

Joker's Wild Card

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Main Character: Harley Quinn

Suicide Squad released August 5, 2016

Honourable Mentions: Haley Quinn: Birds of Prey released February 07, 2020, and THE Suicide Squad released August 06, 2021. This costume pays homage to Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn in the first 2016 Suicide Squad. Harley Quinn is a known character in DC Comics. Voiced and inspired by the late actress, Arleen Sorkin who recently passed away on August 24, 2023.

Bark 'n' Roll High School

Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark ‘n’ roll high school 

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Main Character Energy: Riff Randell, Rock ‘n’ Roller

Rock ‘n’ Roll High School released August 24, 1979.

Night Shift

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BATMAN & Robin

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