Meet my new gourd-friend. His name is Jackson but he goes by Jack. Oh, he can be a bit seedy at times, but I won’t let that squash our relationship. I just tell him to “Cut-It-Out!” and toss him some spiciness of my own. I admit I keep him on a tight vine.
He says we are a “patch made in Heaven.” Awe…
The thing about Jack is he is a bit of an agourdaphobic. He prefers to stay in and get lit at home. But at least once a year or so he feels comfortable with going out. And boy when he does, he gets smashed and really lets loose.
He’s no prince, he’s a Pun-King.
