I've got a bratty brother. Who bugs me every day.
And this morning, my own mother, Gave my last cupcake away.
My dad, he acts like he belongs, Like he belongs in the zoo.
I'm the saddest kid Saddest kid in grade number two.
I wish I had a pony, I wish I were 18,
I wish I had a dime For every kid who treats me mean.
They tease me cuz I'm different, Little different from the rest. Oh, yes.
Well, I'm down so low, If I cheered up, I'd still be depressed.
The saxophone's my best friend, I play all over town.
But when I practice in my room, I hear...
Homer: “LISA, KEEP IT DOWN!!!”
Although I'm only eight years old, I've really paid my dues. It's true.
That's why I got a case of, A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!